Foe mail

(We tried to find a much smaller font
but we couldn't)'



We will read every single word as
soon as we find our trifocals (the dog
buried them in the kitty litter box)


Post ON THE BOARD.  We'll REPLY-- NO
MATTER WHAT.

WE WILL apologize in a infinite number
of ways, AND MEAN IT, while trying to
DEFEND OUR HONOR AND do our
darndest to MAKE YOU---and us----FEEL
BETTER (WE HOPE)
How SOON is SORT OF dependent on
our wildly vacillating self esteem and
the availability of appropriate
treatment RESOURCES.


GO ON !
WE CAN TAKE IT!

(SOMETIMES):
If you insist......

(you are sure?)

Here's the spot----click on the
teardrop and you can have your say

but----

If you should change your mind and
discover some remnant
(THE TINIEST
CRUMB)
of compassion, mercy,
goodness, kindness, tolerance,
etc.--or just realize that you were
entertained in some fashion better
than anybody or anything else
(including germs and viruses and
foul odors) in your existence---then
you are really a
fan.

Goody.

Go here instead and say so:

FAN MAIL



(You don't know how happy that will
make us.)
if you want to whisper into our
shell-like ears, instead of posting:  

go here (please be gentle):

contact